I Like It When...

…the morning walk is more of a mosey.

…a hardboiled egg peels easily as I’m pressed for time before going to work.

…people care enough to confront rather than sidestep tension in a relationship.

…Bumper drops to the ground suddenly and rolls onto his back when we’re walking the field path, demanding affection. And does this every two feet.

…after a hot bath, I put on my red plaid pjs, get a blanket, and sit outside on the front porch in the chilly winter air.

…the northern flickers dangle patiently from the bottom of the red barn bird feeder and continue to eat and sway, and I’ll bet they never throw up like I would.

…books we’ve reserved at the library come in, and we pick them up at the drive-through window.

…a mini donut muffin recipe is wildly adaptable.

…not all the mail is bills.

…friends send me chocolate candy wrappers for an art piece I’m working on.

…I find that $10 Amazon gift card I hid for safekeeping and then couldn’t remember where that was, and can now resume wondering what I’ll spend it on.

…Patrick says “love that girl”, and he means me.

…the ginger we added to the chicken in the Instant Pot makes it’s presence known in the last bite.

…words and tears flow in the most cleansing way.

…Pam laughs.

…Maria finishes her sentences with “and all that happy crap”.

…the washing machine plays that little digital tune at the end of the speed cycle and it startles me when I’m alone in the house.

…I’m the only one awake and it’s dark outside and everything is possible.

…the first snow of the season feels fresh, and the last one feels like it really is the last one.

…every single leaf on the 41.1 acres of paradise where I live with the man of my dreams and we keep dreaming into the next twenty-seven years of our magical and humbling life hangs from its branch in complete stillness.

…my friend Ann texts me these really humorously irreverent memes and I laugh out loud at the most inappropriate moments.

…the PO box holds the key to one of the larger PO boxes, and the big package we were expecting has arrived.

…people read this far into one of my blog posts. And keep reading.

…Copper sits as close to the space heater as she can, or smoothly settles down on top of the register when the furnace kicks on.

…there are leftovers from any Mexican-themed dinner and all you gotta do is put an egg on ‘em and it’s breakfast.

…that one hummingbird hovers outside the studio window, looks at me, then at the empty feeder, then back at me…with that look in his eye. You know the one I mean.

…no explanations are needed.

…a book I haven’t read in a while is still as good as I remember it.

…I walk outside and the colors and bits of white clouds in the blue sky make me feel like I’m living in an oil painting by one of the masters.

…the vending machine at work has Veggie Straws.

…a murmuration of starlings shape-shifts its way across the outerbelt, and I take my eyes off the road for the tiniest of moments to watch them transform from a flat wall to an undulating moebius strip.

…the ground beneath the last mulberry tree in the meadow to shed its summer coat is covered with caramel-chocolate colored leaves and I pretend I’m walking through a most unusual al fresco candy store.

…a trip to the ER doesn’t result in a hospital admission, and we’re out of there in less that two hours, heading toward pain medication and empathetic caregiving cats and the dual recliner and…home.

…I trade needing approval from pretty much everyone for the less unencumbered mantle of vulnerable authenticity.

…I need a dictionary to make it through one of Michael Perry’s essays.

…on the morning walk, I lower the hood of my OSU sweatshirt and remove my unicorn headwrap so I can listen to the silence of the woods more clearly.

…there are enough ingredients to make a second batch of those mini broccoli Parmesan quiches.

Dear reader, fellow traveler and noticer of life, what do you like?

I’m wide awake.

You have my undivided attention.

I Can Turn It Down, But I Can't Turn It Off

Last night, I dreamed I promised to take my friend Jackie’s husband home after they’d spent the day with us and ended up leaving him in the red Tacoma all night in the driveway with the driver’s side door ajar because I got distracted by Joe and Jill Biden staying with us overnight.

I don’t know why he didn’t come back into the house (not our real house but an upscaled ranch-style house with a massive open kitchen and for some reason, blue gingham curtains) after oh, say, the first hour, or why I didn’t realize he was still out there until much later in the dream, but dreams don’t seem to care about logic and rationale like that. They’re mostly about color and action and the most unrelated characters coming together naturally to create a little story behind your eyelids while you’re stretched out flat. I really do love Jackie and her husband and would never leave either of them that way in my driveway, no matter what the distraction.

If people you know have ever featured in your dreams, do you tell them? I tread carefully into this territory because no matter how casually I relate the details, it always feels creepy or weird (although I can tell Jackie anything and she won’t judge me. Thanks, Jackie). One of my recent dreams included a co-worker whom I consider a friend (I think she does too), and we were in Spain, walking across the curved clay tile rooftops of the homes in a small town just so we could get to a restaurant that served the best seafood. There were families with small children and we talked with them about how beautiful the sky was that night, all blues and pinks fading into dark velvet with starts glittering. We ate shrimp and the biggest scallops I’ve ever seen, and there was fresh artisan bread—the kind with a crusty exterior that you tear off chunks of and dip in salted herbed olive oil. Little children ran around the tables laughing and enjoying life, and no one seemed fussed by it. A string quartet played in a corner of the main dining area, and after we ate, we moved closer to where they were so we could see how their fingers moved across the instruments. When I shared all this with my friend, she told me that a few years ago she developed an allergy to seafood and can’t touch the stuff now. But she thanked me for including her in my “beautiful escape”. That was nice.

Early in my twenties, someone once described me as having an “active inner life”. At the time, I took it as a compliment and perhaps it was, but I can see how it could easily turn in a different, less flattering direction. Either way, I still claim it because there is a lot going on between my ears, day and night, and I’ve given up trying to turn it off. Down, maybe, to a hum, but it never completely stops. Talking with other writers, it seems we share this trait and have learned to appreciate the both/and benefits rather than simply tolerate it, like an awkwardly placed mole on our faces or a toe that bends a little slightly to the left, making it hard to wear ballet flats comfortably. For a few minutes, I tried to recall my waking hours the day before I had that dream about my friend in Spain and the seafood, just to see if I’d had any contact with her that my brain stored away for later use, and came up empty. It’s fun for a while to try and trace back the origins of our dreams, but also pointless, since the brain does what it wants with all the data it collects and we have little control over any of it. She could have been waiting patiently in there for weeks before appearing as my dinner companion for the evening, eating food that would put her in a world of hurt while awake. I moved on, grateful for the ability to dream in color. I love that.

Recurring dreams are especially fascinating to me, though, and I spend more than a few minutes dissecting them for clues about where I need to pay more attention in “real” life, or what lessons they are trying to teach me about something that happened to me in the weeks or days leading up to that particular night’s slumbering episode. I watch for themes: teeth falling out of my mouth into my cupped hands, running but getting nowhere, and any that include celebrities (I have a few that keep coming back—Sting, Keith Urban, Michael J. Fox. Nothing romantic or sexual, but certainly involving a deep friend connection, like they need my advice or something. Those are delightfully cool to wake up remembering, and I hold onto them as long as I can on the way to work). I have one dream theme that comes around regularly, involving public restrooms, and I wake up having to use our private one downstairs. Nothing too hard to figure out there—I drank too much tea before bed and my dream-mind is helping me avoid an unpleasant disruption involving a middle-of-the-night load of laundry. I did read somewhere that the teeth falling out dream is somehow related to a fear of aging. I couldn’t tell you, but if it comes around again, I’ll look for context from my waking hours and let you know. For now, I’m good with my accumulated years and stories, and grateful for a body that does most of what I ask it to do. Including my teeth.

The business of dream interpretation is complex and imprecise in too many places for me to reliably draw any helpful conclusions. I have dabbled in keeping a dream journal, practiced dream mapping (which is really fun because I get to use colored pencils and markers) and found both experiences quite pleasant. The REM sleep benefits of dreaming are well-researched and established, so there’s that. Mostly, for me, dreams are highly entertaining and enjoyable, even the scary ones that have me sitting bolt upright, checking to make sure Patrick is still breathing next to me and the trucks are not on fire in the driveway (or containing beloved friends I’ve forgotten about). My brain works hard all day long, guiding my footsteps and storing information that I’ll need when I’m making out the grocery list later, and editing most of the inner commentary that is truly best left unsaid. I say let it play all it wants when my eyes are closed and my jaw drops open slightly. Drooling is optional.

For now, it’s enough that I keep waking up.

Head. Strong.

I hit my head twice yesterday—once, before the election was called and announced, and then later in the evening, before Biden’s acceptance speech.

Don’t worry—I haven’t signed any important papers or started walking sideways. But waking up this morning, I have a new respect for the momentum of a body in motion and other physics-y things.

The first slam happened during a spontaneous barn-cleaning after my morning walk. I’ve been eyeballing and side-stepping that project since July 2019 when I unloaded the last of the unsold items after closing down our antiques business. Old wicker chairs and vintage doors, school desks from the 50’s and wooden shutters all piled on top of each other after what I’m sure was an original plan to stack them neatly. Then of course we needed to get to the bales of straw underneath, and then Patrick bought more wood to turn in his studio and well, the pile grew, and grew more wobbly. A groundhog figured into the scene at some point, tunneling into the straw for who knows how long, and stunk up the place for a while when he died (you can see why I’d find other things to do around the house).

Anyway, yesterday morning. I was moving some five-gallon glass water jugs to a better place along the south wall of the barn next to an old goat birthing pen that’s now being used to store huge planks of rough-cut wood. I bent down to position the last jug and stood up strong and proud when my forehead connected solidly with the corner of a 2” x 10” slab of osage orange (in case you’re not aware, that’s some mighty hard wood). Even though I was wearing a lovely thick head wrap with crocheted unicorn heads over the ear flaps, the corner of that slab got me right above my left eyebrow where the head wrap stopped wrapping my head. I swayed from the impact for a second or two and stepped back, stumbling over a thick knot of dried mud and straw (why not get my entire body involved, right?). No blood, thank goodness, and I can’t remember if I said any Words, but my skin was scraped up a bit, as if I’d fallen off my bike without the training wheels as a kid and landed on my face. My vision stayed clear and my judgment sound (if not at least familiar), so I finished the project with a spectacular demonstration of truck bed loading, a tottering Jenga sculpture of items the Goodwill would be happy to see. I took my victory lap around to the back of the house where my boots and walking apparel were laid to rest for another day, and felt I’d earned my breakfast. Patrick slept through it all.

Allow me a quick head-related flashback moment. In the summer of 1996, I noticed a small lump above my right eyebrow. At first I barely paid attention. It didn’t hurt and my bangs covered most of it. But one afternoon (I have no idea why) I tapped it with my finger and became instantly violently ill. A consult with my family physician led to a CT scan and a referral to a neurologist. Neither of them were alarmed at the preliminary findings, but we decided on a borderline elective surgery to both remove and diagnose the lump. I still have the letter my family physician sent to the specialist as part of the pre-operative paperwork: “I have examined Ms. Adamshick’s head and found nothing of any significance.” Well. There you have it. Not exactly the kind of documentation I’ll be adding to my CV anytime soon.

The lump turned out to be a benign tumor on my skull that was growing both inward and outward. Surgery was successful, and I resembled a Q-tip for a couple of days, my head wrapped in a thick white gauze bandage. The surgeon filled the hole with some sort of cement and a small metal plate held in place by two screws. I can’t get MRIs (not that I’d want to anyway), and when the weather grows colder at the end of autumn, I can feel the rest of my skull reshaping itself around the site, a weird and reliable harbinger of winter I’ve learned to live with across the years.

I don’t think yesterday morning’s crash into the osage orange plank rattled loose anything too important, but right before dinner last night, I stooped down to pick up some bits of chopped cabbage that had fallen to the floor and when I came up, the top of my head slammed into the underside of the countertop, startling Patrick, who was rinsing dishes a mere six inches away, into a burst of unedited profanity (yes, Words). I reached up to check for fluid and headed to the bathroom to make sure my eyes were each in their respective sockets. We watched Biden’s acceptance speech without further incident, and I drifted off into a lovely couch-sleep before standing up more carefully than I ever have in my life to go upstairs to bed. I’d be safer there.

Did you know that there are over 100 different words available to us, to describe our heads or refer to them in some way? A few of my favorites include: conk, bean, nut, noggin, noodle and brainbox. I suppose I’d add melon and gourd to that list as we plan for next year’s garden. Whatever you call it, mine seems able to withstand a variety of knocks, from intentional to wildly unplanned (I can see a few of you nodding your own in growing awareness…“now I get it…now it all makes sense. Wasn’t her father a psychologist as well?”). No matter. I continue to be awed by the absolute resilience of the human body, in spite of all the ways I seem bent on compromising mine.

Tree-Hugging: A User's Guide for the Pandemic

Outside the living room windows, in the dark-before-dawn gray, the trees along the ridge sway as one in a mighty and warm southern wind. Determined clouds, backlit by a sinking full moon, roil and churn overhead on their way to somewhere while the spindly fingers of the trees’ uppermost branches clack madly into each other, their remaining leaves stripped and thrown to the ground. Halloween, held over one more day.

I just got a new raincoat—brilliant red and fleece-lined, perfect for layering when the temperatures drop—and as I suit up for the morning walk, I know it will get a workout today. Those determined clouds above me look swollen and if I’m caught in a downpour blowing sideways, I’ll be ready (and stylish, for however much that matters to any of the deer I might meet). Walking past the old rabbit hutches, the dual compost bins and the spot where we plan to dig the new outdoor privy, my hiking boots connect solidly with the earth as leaves blow in clusters across my shins like schools of brown crunchy fish. I feel great, filled with anticipation of yet another thirty minutes or so spent in the company of sentient living beings whose language I only know a little.

It’s only the first of November and there’s still plenty of autumn to be had. A few mulberry and ash in the meadow are dressed in leaves still completely green, and I pat their hopeful trunks as I walk by. It’s still summer. It’s still summer, they say, and I whisper along with them in a moment of tender longing and wistfulness. Wasn’t I just marveling at the colorful leaf-treasures at my feet a couple of weeks ago? We are fickle about the weather, no doubt. But today, with tree bones unadorned and all manner of squirrel condos now visible in their precarious perches along the upper landscape, I have other plans in mind. With the wind roaring and pushing against the oaks and walnuts of the meadow and woods, it’s time for some good honest tree-huggin’.

Our friend and brother, Kevin, showed us how to hug trees shortly after we landed here, quite spontaneous, actually, as he and the wind happened to show up the same day, and he asked if we’d ever experienced trees that way. We shook our heads and walked with him to the woods on the far northeast edge of the field. At the time, we still hadn’t been introduced to a lot of the different trees that lived there—buckeye, cherry, shagbark hickory, poplar, and my favorite, musclewood (botanically knows as carpinus caroliniana, and commonly known as hornbeam or blue beech). It’s trunk and branches have the look and feel of a gym rat’s sinewy arms, all smooth and ripped, and now whenever I get to that part of the woods, the walk would feel incomplete if I didn’t run my hands along a branch or two before moving along.

We found a mixed stand of young black walnut and ash, and with the wind blowing more fiercely than before, looked up at the swaying canopies that towered above us. Following Kevin’s movements, we each stood at the base of a tree and wrapped our arms around the trunk in a scissor-armed hug (one arm at an angle upward, the other in a downward position). “Wait for it”, he said, and sure enough, the next gust of wind caught the trees in a sway that slowly moved down their trunks until we were gently swaying along with them. The sensation was unlike anything we’d ever experienced. Clinging to this vertical highway of water and wood wrapped in bark, our torsos pressed into it all, we were along for the ride with our feet still planted firmly on the forest floor at the trees’ feet. For an added vertigo thrill, we tilted our heads back 90 degrees to gaze up into the branches as they caught the brunt of the wind’s push, back and forth…back and forth…(not something one should do for very long if one leans toward motion sickness). Some of these trees, young as they were, still stretched over thirty feet high. That’s a lot of height you’re wrapped around the base of, and when it all gets a-moving, best to mind your inner ear fluid and know when to unlatch.

This morning, watching the shadowy ridge trees just before dawn through the living room windows, I just knew being inside wasn’t an option. Of course, the north woods is older now, and its lanky residents have known their share of wind-toppling deaths. Some of the stronger trees have caught the others, but it’s still a dangerous enterprise to walk among them in a mid-autumn windstorm. Widow-makers dangle and perch above my head, and though they look weightless and innocent in the grooved-bark arms of a sturdy black walnut, they are unforgiving as they crash to the ground, taking out whatever or whoever stands below. I made my heart as humble as I could before stepping off the path and over the remains of the rusty razor wire fence into their Their World, touching a familiar musclewood on my way to the black walnut that was just the right size for a morning embrace.

No rain yet (though by now it wouldn’t have mattered), so I lowered the hood of the sweatshirt I wore beneath that brilliant red new raincoat, and removed the unicorn headwrap my godchildren gave me for my birthday. The sound of wind and hundreds of branches meeting in the air above me was constant and almost deafening. I checked the bark for any denuded poison ivy vines (not putting my arms around that, I can tell you) and moved in, arms open wide. Pressing my bare cheek against the tree’s rough skin, I wrapped around and held on, feeling that gentle sway. Almost imperceptible at first, it grew stronger as I bent my head back to get that dizzying view of its trunk narrowing skyward into those fingered branches. A shower of leaves swirled down, and time disappeared. Writing this, I barely remember the walk back to the house.

It’s been months since I’ve hugged anyone besides Patrick (not complaining at all, truly), and any full-torso reunions with the fellow humans in my circle are still not even visible on the blurry edges of the future we face together. I don’t know if any tree needs a hug from me, but in their own way, on a windy day, I think they hug back, a reassurance that life still courses through our respective veins and we’re all strong enough to stand as the storms blow through and past us. We’ll tenderly catch those who fall, and surrender to the strange and different beauty of a leafless season until spring comes.

Such wisdom is worth embracing in a gentle swaying hug. That’s gonna get me through the winter.